A Golfer walks into the new Government National Golf Course pro shop and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.

The golf pro says that they do, and they are $1.00.

The golfer gives the the golf pro a dollar.

The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in, and hands the player a dime to use as a marker.

This economic model is part of the Democrap's 90% tax plan to restore the US economy. Please make sure all your golfer friends are aware.

Too true to be too funny.