I don 't write 'em! - I just send 'em.

This Ought to Make Grandpas Feel Warm and Fuzzy

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Grandpa's room "Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mother comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!

"What?" said her Grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog because my mom said that as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disney World!

Kinda makes you misty eyed,don't it? Along with changing your will.

I was taking one of my kids to work with me one morning. He was about 3 or 4 years old at the time. All was quiet from the back seat when I heard him say "Dad, my nose is empty. It is out of boogers."
I about had to pull over.