"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.

"You always feel like you have to pee
and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old.
"When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more.
You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"


"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00.
I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said,
"You pee every morning at 6:00 and
crap every morning at 6:30.
So what's so bad about being 80?"


" I DON'T WAKE UP UNTIL 7:00 "