On the first day at the new seniors complex in Henderson, NV, the manager addressed all the new seniors (about 115 of them between the ages of 65 and 85) pointing out some of the rules:

"The female sleeping quarters will be out-of-bounds for all males; and the male dormitory is off limits to the females.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

He continued, " Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $80.
Are there any questions?"

At this point, a retired Marine Master Sergeant stood up in the crowd and inquired:

"How much for a season pass???"

OOOOOORAHHHH !!

Got an old friend/working buddy from years ago that is a WW2 vet in his 90's who plays golf at the highland lakes courses outside of Burnet,Tx. He was complaining the other day that everyone was younger than him so they had to put him in a league of his own. I told him "Dick,you don't know how right you are."