Two boys are in a hospital, lying on gurnies outside the operating room for the first surgeries of the day.

The first kid looks over and asks, 'What are you having done?'

The second kid replies, 'I'm getting my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous.'

The first kid says, 'You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give you lots of Jello and ice cream. It's a breeze.'

The second kid then asks, 'So what are you here for?'

The first kid says, 'A circumcision.'

The second kid replies,'Good luck with that old buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year.'