>>>A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down
>>>next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?""No," she replies, "I'm
>>>married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
>>>
>>>The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can
>>>tell you how to get to have sex with her!""Yeah?" says the
>>>hippie."Yeah!" say the bus driver."She goes to the cemetery every
>>>Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up
>>>in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in
your
>>>beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."
>>>
>>>The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
>>>dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.
>>>"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his
face.
>>>"Have sex with me."The nun agrees without question, but begs him to
>>>restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her
>>>virginity.'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
>>>
>>>As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a
flourish.
>>>
>>>"Ha-ha," he cries. "I am the hippie!"
>>>
>>>"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I am the BUS DRIVER!!"

That ain't right.

That is just so wrong on so many different levels.....