I was introduced to a well know mullah.

Very nice and knowledgeable man.

He asked for my phone number and email, which I was happy to give him.

A few days later, my email box was full of religious sayings from him.

Dozens of them.

I called him and asked him to stop sending me such messages.

He wouldn’t stop.

Word got around, and he was laughing and telling everyone he would make a better man of me!!

A close friend told him to stop, or he would regret it.

He didn’t.

His knowledge of computers wasn’t so great, as he had the whole list of individuals he sends his messages too clearly displayed.

Got on the Net and downloaded some horrible porno pictures of individual males doing unspeakable things to each other.

Sent them to him, and telling him if I received any more messages from him, I would send these pictures, with additional ones with him Photoshopped in, to even his cc list!

Got a phone call not long after.

He was PLEADING for me not send them, with a promise that I will never, ever, get an email message from again.

He told everyone “my brother Saeed and me came to an understanding! God bless him!”

Should have sent them anyway!

Hate pushy assh*^es like that!

Hip

Paybacks a bitch, ain't it?

Sounds like a nice peaceable solution.