The Lord is watching Adam and Eve walking in the Garden of Eden. He is bothered by something.

The Lord calls Adam over and says:"I want you to go over to Eve and give her a big hug".

Adam asks: " What's a big hug?"

The Lord explains.

Adam goes away and comes back shortly -and is beaming. Of course, he is happy.

Now the Lord says:" I want you to give Eve a big hug and a kiss".

Adam asks: "What's a kiss?"

The Lord explains.

Adam returns in a while and is now almost walking on air, he is so happy.

Adam thanks the Lord for His advice and raves how happy the Lord has made him.

Now the Lord tells Adam:" I want you to go back to Eve and give her a big hug and a kiss and to make love to her"

Inevitably, Adam asks:" What's "make love"?.

The Lord patiently explains.

Adam goes off - but he returns very shortly and has a perplexed look.

Adam asks the Lord: " What's a headache?"