My first job was working in an
orange juice factory,
but I got canned...
couldn't concentrate.
-
After that I tried to be a tailor,
but I just wasn't suited for it...
mainly because it was
just a sew-sew job.
-
Then I tried to be a chef...
figured it would add
a little spice to my life,
but I just didn't have the thyme.
-
Next I tried working in
a muffler factory but
that was too exhausting.
-
I managed to get a good job
working for a pool
maintenance company, but the
work was just too draining.
-
I attempted to be a deli worker,
but any way I sliced it,
I just couldn't cut the mustard.
-
Then I worked in the woods
as a lumberjack, but I
just couldn't hack it,
so they gave me the axe.
-
I was fired from a job
at a zoo feeding the
giraffes because
I just wasn't up to it.
-
Next was a job in a
shoe factory; I tried, but I
just didn't fit in.
-
So then I got a job
in a workout center, but they
said I wasn't fit for the job.
-
I found being an electrician
was interesting, but
the work was shocking.
-
After many years of trying
to find steady work, I
finally got a job as a
historian until I realized
there was no future in it.
-
I studied a long time
to become a doctor, but I
didn't have the
patients to finish.
-
My very best job was
being a musician, but
eventually I found
I wasn't noteworthy.
-
I became a
professional fisherman,
but discovered that I couldn't
live on my net income.
-
My last job was working
at a coffee shop, but I
had to quit because
it was always the same
old grind.
-
SO I RETIRED,
AND I FOUND THAT
I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

Outstanding!!!

I sent it to a friend of mine who was looking for work. Today he tells me he found a job. I wonder if it was one of the above.lol derf