How to tell the difference between a democrat a repulican and a Southern republican



A crazy man with a knife is comming at you your wife and daughter on a deserted street you are armed with your 45 what do you do.



THE DEMOCRAT

Why is this man attacking me what did I ever do to him.

Maybe if we raised taxes and gave him more money he would not attack me.

What am I doing carrying a gun is it licensened. If I get in between him and my family can they get away. There are to many questions that need answering i need to form a committee with my friends before I can make up my mind



THE REPUBLICAN

BANG



THE SOUTHEREN REPUBLICAN



BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG. CLICK(RELOADS) BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG. The daughter nice grouping daddy were those the hollow points.