An elderley man had a hearing problem for several years.He was almost deaf. His Doctor had him fitted with a new hearing aid which gave him 100% hearing.
On a follow up visit a month later the Doctor said,"Your hearing is back to 100 %. I bet your family must be really pleased you can hear again."
"oh, I haven't told my family yet,"smiled the old man." I just sit around and listen to the conversations.I've changed my will five times!"