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You've risen to where you are due entirely to a large quantity of hot air

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Originally posted by JD Miller:

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Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She spotted a man riding a tractor in a field below and dropped down to talk with him.

She shouted at him "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised to meet a friend an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and said "You're approximately thirty feet above ground elevation at 2,346 feet. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes North Latitude and 27 degrees, 10 minutes West Longitude."

The woman rolled her eyes and said "You must be a Republican."

"I am" replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well" replied the balloonist, "Everything you told me is true, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and you have not been much, if any help to me."

The man smiled and said "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am" responded the balloonist. "how did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due entirely to a large quantity of hot air, you have absolutely NO clue how you are going to keep your promise and you expect me to solve your problems for you. You are exactly in the same position you were when you asked me, and now, somehow, it's MY fault."


Rich

It took me fifteen minutes to decide to put this here instead of the Political Forum