Consider this.....

Doctors:

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S.
Dept. of Health Human Services.


Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. Yes, that is 80
million.

(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.

(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.00001875.
Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous
than gun owners.

Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."

Fact: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Note: Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban
doctors before this gets completely out of hand. Out of concern for the
public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the
shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

Nice!

EA