A teacher asked her thrid grade class this question. Little Aaron raised his hand quickly so the teacher called on him to tell the class his hopes and dreams. He said:

"I wanna start out as a fighter pilot and then be a billionaire. I want to go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth a million bucks, set her up in an apartment in New York, buy her an mansion in Paris, give her access to her private jet so she could see the world, and give her a no limit credit card. All the while I would be banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher was shocked and didn't know what to do with Aaron's speech so she decided not to acknowledge Aaron and simply went on to the next student. "And what about you, Sarah? What do you want to do when you grow up?"

Sarah replied, "I want to be Aaron's whore."

This one always makes laugh
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Art Linkletter, where are you today?

Why would you want to grow up?

Being a former fighter pilot, I started on the same program. Somehow I must have taken a wrong turn somewhere along the way after that.

When my son (who's now 41) was asked that question in 1st grade; after all the girls wanting to be a ballerina, teacher, nurse, etc. Jake said, "I want to ride a motorcycle + have fun." He has lived up to it.