A husband and wife go into a restaurant. When they sit down, they notice the waiter has a spoon in his shirt. The couple ask the waiter why and he simply tells them that their bosses have done studies and have determined that the most dropped utensil is the spoon. If they all carry one around, when one is dropped they can replace it right away. They also realize that he has a string hanging out of his zipper. They ask about it and he tells them that his manager has studied that when employees go to the bathroom, they do not always wash their hands. The string is so they can go up to the stall, unzip their pants and pull it out to pee without touching it, hence you would not have to wash your hands and it would save time too. The customers then had to ask how he got it back in his pants. The waiter looks around to see if anyone else is listening. When he realizes that no one is, he leans in and whispers,"I do not know about everybody else, but I use the spoon."