A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy
when he notices his friend is very well endowed.
Damn Bob, you're hung!" Jim exclaims.
"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it."
"What do you mean?" Jim asked.
"Well, everyday for the past two years I've spent an
hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it."
Jim agrees and the two say good bye. A few months later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his >situation was. Jim replied, " I did what you said, Bob, but I've actually gotten smaller!-- I lost two inches already!"

"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?" "Well, I was out of butter, so I've been using Crisco."

Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed, "Dammit Jim, Crisco's
shortening!..."