I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck

Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'

Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant

' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days,

Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'

I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.


Yesterday, some guy ran a red light

And nearly creamed my new truck,

But I swerved in time to avoid him.


I yelled, 'Arse Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with,

Ladies and gentlemen,

An address from

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
Damn I love this truck...!!!!

Damn skippy, they're even making fun of us down under.

When I got it, there was a line that read "Feel free to change to Julia Gillard", but for you guys I left it so it'd punch harder.