A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their
>passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made
>passionate love all afternoon.
>
>Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8:00
>p.m.
>As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
>outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless

>complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
>
>Where have you been!" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
>
>"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my
>secretary,
>and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up
>until 8:00 p.m."
>
>The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "YOU LYING BA$T@&# YOU'VE
>BEEN
>PLAYING GOLF!"