Boudreaux:
>
> Boudreaux's 21-one-year-old, unmarried daughter
> tells her parents she thinks she is expecting. Very
> worried, they go to the drugstore to buy a pregnancy
> kit.
>
> The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
> Shouting, cursing, and crying, Boudreaux says, "Who
> 'dat pig what did you like 'dis? I want to know!"
>
> The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half
> an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of
> Boudreaux's house. A mature and distinguished man
> with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very
> expensive suit, steps out of the car and enters the
> house.
>
> He sits in the living room with Boudreaux, the
> mother and the girl and tells them, "Good morning,
> your daughter has informed me of the problem. I
> can't marry her because of my personal family
> situation, but I'll take responsibility."
>
> "If a girl is born, I will bequeath her two retail
> stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1,000,000
> bank account." If a boy is born, my legacy will be a
> couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account.
> If it is twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
> However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you
> suggest I do?"
>
> At this point, Boudreaux, who had remained silent,
> places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells
> him, "'Den you try agin!"
>
>