This man was plagued his whole life by a small penis. Finally he decides he will go see a gypsy lady his friend told him about.

he goes to her and tells her what his problem is. She goes into her little apothacary shop and comes back a short time later with two bottles. She has him drink from the first one.

then tells him,"every time a woman says to you 'pardon me' your penis will grow an inch. when it reaches the length you want drink the contents of the other vial."

he leaves her house and is so excited, he walks down the sidewalk purposely bumping into people, but all he gets are,"hey *@#hole," and "sorry's". No 'pardon me's"

So he gets an idea, the next day he goes to a posh country club and starts walking around bumping into people,"oh, pardon me" these people are very polite. after a little while he feels it growing, then after a few more he goes to the mens room and checks WOW!

He rushes home to drink the other vial, on the way out he trips over a little chinese woman,"oh, a thousand pardons sir."

:-)

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