> Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to
> play with them. They decided it was because they had not been baptized
> and didn't go to Sunday school. So they went to the nearest church,
> but only the janitor was there. One said, "We need to be baptized
> because no one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"
> Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and
> dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time.
> Then he said, "Now go out and play."
> When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What
> religion do you think we are?"
> The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the
> water. We're not Bablist because they dunk all of you. We're not
> Methdiss because they just sprinkle you."
> The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"
> "Yes. What do you think that means?"
> "That means we're Pisscopalians