The Difference between Grandfathers and Grandmothers


Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers
and Grandfathers? Well, here it is: There was this loving grandfather
who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family
on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old
granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- just
him and his granddaughter. One particular Saturday, however, he had
a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his
granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be
disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that
she would take their granddaughter for the drive. When they
returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see
her grandfather who was still in bed.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
"Oh, yes, Paw Paw, it was really wonderful. We didn't see a single
asshole, blind bastard, dipshit or son of a bitch anywhere we
went!"

that's funny

Hey Watson---There is about 99/9 percent truth in your post.