With the $1,000 I won at the bar a few days ago (see post below), I decided to throw in a bit of money I had from an insurance settlement and take a little fishing trip for bonefish, tarpon, and whatever would bite.

Turns out the other guy in the small boat with the guide and I was a big time-hotshot lawyer from Beverly Hills.

We got to chatting a little and he said, "I'm here because my house and everything in it burned down. I got a really nice bit of change from that. The insurance company paid top dollar for everything."

"That's quite a coincidence, I told him. My house was just destroyed in a flood. My insurance company also paid out top dollar for everything too."

He went silent for a few minutes, looking quite confused. Then he asked "How do you start a flood?"

Now that is funny ....

Stole that!

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Originally posted by Swamp_Fox:
Stole that!

Actually, I was just shredding almost two reams of jokes I picked up off the internet about 10 years ago. Saw that one and thought maybe some of the newbies might not have seen it in their internet wanderings.

So, have me arrested.