An engineer and a methemtician are presented with a problem. They are at the end of a hallway, and a Beautiful, nearly nude and obviously oversexed blonde is at the other end.

They are informed that they can approach and take the girl, with one condition: They can only advance one half of the distance at a time. The mathematician lamented that it would therefore be impossible to get to the goal. The engineer said, "That may be true, but I can get close enough to get the job done."

Just call the length of the hall 2X, and advance 1X !!!

Remember that out Lady's area of interest can be measured by Pathaguras + his Therum.

Pythagorus + his theorum?

There was a famous English comedian who was banned from the theatres because of a joke very similar.

It was titled something like somebody asked him "Max can you give me an example of a dilemma".

He said imagine that he was on holiday and walking a very narrow mountain track with a sheer drop on either side.

When coming the other way is a naked girl. His line that got him banned?

"Well ladies and gentlemen, there's an example of a dilemma would you toss yourself off or block her passage"?

Well, so much for the whole friendship and brotherhood thing across the pond. I always thought that two-piece stock thing and weird bolt handle would come to no good end.
Brice