Miss Bea, the church organist, was in her 80's and had never been married. She was much admired for� her sweetness and kindness to all. The new priest came to call on her� one afternoon early in the spring,� and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have� a seat while she prepared a little� tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, he noticed a cutglass bowl� sitting on top of the organ, filled with� water. In the water floated....of all things........a condom ! Imagine� his shock and surprise ! Imagine his� curiosity!!! Surely, Miss Bea had flipped or something. When she� returned with tea and cookies, they
� began to chat. The priest tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl� of water and its strange floater, but� soon it got the better of him and he could resist no longer. "Miss Bea,"� he said pointing to the bowl, "I� wonder if you would tell me about this." "Oh, yes," she replied. "Isn't� it wonderful? I was walking� downtown last fall and found this little package on the ground. The� directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know............I� haven't had a cold all winter !!"

NOTHER ONE

A PICTURE ON THE NIGHT STAND

After a long night of making�love with his new friend this guy rolls over and was looking�
around, when he noticed a framed picture of a man on the night�stand by the bed.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she
replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not�
at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Is it your dad or your brother?" he said, just hoping to be reassured.

"No,�no, no!!!" she said. "I just like to keep that old photo of�me before the surgery."
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AND JUST ONE MORE

Four old timers were playing their weekly game of golf, and one remarked how for Christmas this year he'd love to wake up on
>Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it! We'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning."

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the golf� course.

The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such >a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."

Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."

Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."

They all turned to the last guy in the group and he is staring at them like they have lost their minds. "I can't believe you all went to such expense�for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said,

'Well babe, is it sex or golf?' and she said, "Take a sweater."