>TOP TEN REASONS WHY HANDGUNS ARE BETTER THAN
> WOMEN

> > > >
> > >10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
> > > >
> > >09. You can have a handgun at home and another
> for the road.
> > > >
> > >08. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him
> so, he will be
> > >impressed and usually will let you try it.
> > > >
> > >07. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have
> a backup.
> > > >
> > >06. Your handgun will stay with you even if you
> are out of ammo.
> > > >
> > >05. A handgun doesn't use up its closet space,
> then ask to use yours.
> > > >
> > >04. Handguns function normally every day of the
> month.
> > > >
> > >03. A handgun won't ask, "Do these grips make me
> look fat?"
> > > >
> > >02. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep
> after you're finished with
> >
> > >it.
> > > >
> > >AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON HANDGUNS ARE BETTER
> THAN WOMEN...
> > >01. You can buy a silencer!