I took out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive, just to drive that sucker before they become extinct..

The salesman sat in the back seat describing the car and all its wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest.

He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

I stated the car must be a Conservatives car.

He asked why I thought it was a Conservatives car and I explained that if it were a Progressives car, the seats would blow smoke up your butt year-round.