So I'm watching basball and hockey in the bar last night.

Sound is off and close caption is on.

The baseball caption looked normal.

When the name of a players came up on the hockey game it looked like a computer glitch.

Can I buy a vowel? :-)

Guy was having eye test and was asked if he could read a certain line. He said not only can I read it, I knew the guy, played hockey with him.

carpetman, I had one similar; about the Czech-American who went for the eye test + when he got it right, the Dr. was amazed. He said, sure I could read that name, I used to date her. I told that one to a Czech buddy + he just howled!