A man with a pet monkey enters a bar, sits down and orders a beer. The bartender pours him a beer and says, "That'll be four bucks." The monkey goes nuts, runs around the bar smashing the place up, jumps on the pool table and swallows the eight ball.

The man appologetically pays for the damage, collects his pet monkey and leaves.

Months later the man shows up with his pet monkey at the same bar and orders a beer. The bartender pours him a beer and says, "That'll be four bucks," expecting the monkey to turn rampant. The man pays for the beer with the monkey calmly at his side. The bartender, impressed, says, "Well, he sure is behaving himself tonight. I'll treat him with a bowl of grapes."

The monkey grabs a grape, inspects it, sticks it in his butt, pulls it back out and eats it. The disgusted bartender says, "That is the sickest thing I ever did see."

The man says, "What do you expect? After swallowing that eight ball he measures everything before he eats it."

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I guess it was more funny back in November!