Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.

At first I said, "Naaahhh!"

Then they said to me "Come on, it's for handicapped and blind kids."

Then I thought...

"Man I could win this!"

Swamp-Fox you're going to Hell for this............Let me know where the tournament is being played. Finally someone I might be able to beat.

Although I played golf with a man with one arm in New Mexico a few years ago, and he beat the sh*t out of me. He was preparing for a handicap tournament in Las Vegas. I couldn't tell that he was handicapped.