More blonde jokes [on my two previous blonde jokes, my spell checker wasn't working, and I forgot the "e" at the end of blonde' so here they are - e,e,e,e,e,e,e, and finally, e.] Why are blonde's and long neck beers similar? They are both empty from the neck up! Did you hear about the blonde terrorist who was told to blow up a school bus? She sindged her lips on the exhaust pipe! Do you know how many blonde jokes there are? Only 2! The rest are all true stories!!!! How does a blonde turn off the light before sex? She closes the car door!

Ok,,,

What do you call a smart blonde???












A Golden retriever

I didn't know that, all I have is a chocolate lab puppy that likes the tender vittles the cat leaves in the litter box!