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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise > ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow > away in the wind. > > > A gentleman approached her and said, > "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be > forward but did you know that your dress > is blowing up in this high wind?" > > > "Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both > my hands to hold onto this hat." > > > "But madam, you must know that you are > not wearing any panties and your privates > are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. > > > The woman looked down, then back up > at the man and replied, "Sir, anything > you see down there is 85 years old. > I just bought this hat yesterday!" "I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. I would remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue." Barry M Goldwater. | ||
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