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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise
> ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow
> away in the wind.
>
>
> A gentleman approached her and said,
> "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be
> forward but did you know that your dress
> is blowing up in this high wind?"
>
>
> "Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both
> my hands to hold onto this hat."
>
>
> "But madam, you must know that you are
> not wearing any panties and your privates
> are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
>
>
> The woman looked down, then back up
> at the man and replied, "Sir, anything
> you see down there is 85 years old.
> I just bought this hat yesterday!"


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