If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches
and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people
with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be
grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are
too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without
resentment,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without alcohol,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
,Then You Are ProbablyThe Family Dog!



And you thought I was going to get all spiritual...


Handle every Stressful situation like a dog.


If you can't eat it or play with it,


Piss on it and walk away.