A woman went to the doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
"Do you enjoy it?" the doctor asked.
"Actually, yes I do," She answered.
"Does it hurt you?" he asked.
"No, I rather like it," she responded.
"Well, then," the doctor continued, "There’s no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care to not get pregnant.
The woman was mystified. “What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?”
"Of course," the doctor replied. "Where do you think people like Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Barrack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Cher, Oprah Winfrey, Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton came from?"

I heard the joke years ago, but the punch line was "where do you thing liberals come from"
It's still a good joke, guaranteed to wind up liberals.

Dave

things are looking up...