I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.

Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'.

O.K. true story here. My friend Terry was driving down N. Lamar by the mental hospital.Gets a flat on his type 1 VW (beetle).While changing the tire with his 4 lug nuts in the hub cap a car comesx by + hits the hub cap sending all 4 nuts flying.e is muy pissed,how am I gonna get home.etc.This nut inside the fence says "why don't you take one lug nut off your other 3 wheels + you can make it to the next station." So now Terry is really pissed..."why did'nt I think of that?" The inmate says, "I may be crazy but I'm not stupid".



O.K. true story.My friend Terry was driviong down N. Lamar by the mental assylum

NC, that's been an often told "true story" for about 50 years.

Yup, heard that first at least 50 years ago.

That's not surprising you guys heard the story as well. I'm sure Terry told it more than once.