"I think the man in the hat did something terrible"
William Hurt, The Big Chill (watching TV there are 8 guys on screen with guns drawn, all are wearing hats)

I can't believe you guys forgetting Quigley's line" I said I didn't have any use for one, not that I couldn't use one". Yeah I know,it isn't an exact quote but I am getting old and forgetful! derf

"How can you shoot... women... children?"
"EASY! ya just don't lead 'em as much!"

Full Metal Jacket

Also, ANYTHING the DI said.

Here it is...

How about the remark that sparked Rooster's response:



"I'd say that's pretty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man." (True Grit--Robert Duvall as Lucky Ned Pepper)



I also always liked:



"I can eat fifty eggs!" (Cool Hand Luke--Paul Newman).



"My boy can eat rusty nails, broken glass, any damn thang." (Cool Hand Luke--George Kennedy)



"You scum-suckin' pig! You mention her once more, an' I'll tear yer arms off!" (One Eyed Jacks--Marlon Brando)



"If they move, kill 'em." (The Wild Bunch--William Holden)



"Reasons? I've got reasons. I've got seventeen hunderd'n eight of 'em. That's how many days I spent down in that salt mine in that pen in Sonora, diggin' the maggots outa the sores in my ankles." (One Eyed Jacks--Marlon Brando)



"You gobba spit!" (One Eyed Jacks--Marlon Brando)



"I am ain't I!" (One Eyed Jacks--Slim Pickens)



"Mein Fuehrer, I can VALK!" (Dr. Strangelove--Peter Sellers)



"You pull anything like that again, Callahan, and I'll flop you lower'n whale shit!" (Magnum Force--Harry Guardino)



"Speakin' of whale shit, Briggs, what have you turned up?" (Magnum Force--Clint Eastwood)



"A man has got to know his limitations." (Magnum Force--Clint Eastwood)



"That hand ain't gettin' no better. I rode nine hunert miles cuz you spose ta be the big man with an iron. It's gitten so's I think even I could take ya now." (One Eyed Jacks--Ben Johnson)



"You might get six in me, but not before I got that one in you, huh Bob?" (One Eyed Jacks--Marlon Brando)



"It looks as if someone has expectorated in it. I don't know, but that's how it looks." (The Bobo--Peter Sellers)



"You lookin' at me?" (Taxi Driver-Robert DeNiro)



"I object! That's irrelevant!" (Duck Soup--Charles Middleton)



"No erelephants are big and live in circuses!" (Duck Soup--Chico Marx)

Josey Wales: "When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long."

Lone Watie: "I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone, they ain't around for long neither."



Josey Wales: "You a bounty hunter?"

Bounty Hunter: "A man's got to do something for a living these days"

Josey Wales: "Dyin' ain't much of a living boy."

"Into the mud, scum queen
Steve Martin, The Man With Two Brains

"Wake up, Time to Die"
Leon, Bladerunner

"I got better"
The man who WAS a newt, Monty Python's Holy Grail.

"Hey, It's me"
Han Solo, Star Wars

"IT NOT MY FAULT!"
Han Solo, Star Wars

"this ain't Dodge City and you ain't Bill Hicock"

Quigley

My favorite,

"Fill your hands you Son of a Bitch" John Wayne True Grit

"You look like the vermin ridden Son of A Bitch you are." John Wayne as Will Anderson in "The Cowboys"

"Don't like rude behavior in a man, won't tolorate it." Tommy Lee Jones as Capt. Woodrow F. Call in "Lonesome Dove"

"Half the people in the world are women, I don't know why it has to be you that riles me so." John Wayne as McClintock in "McClintock"

I can't remember the one s from "Hatari"

I just saw Secondhand Lions yesterday and though I have no occasion to use the quote, I like it enough to bother all of you with it:

I'm Hub McCann. I've fought in two World Wars and countless smaller ones on three continents. I led thousands of men into battle with everything from horses and swords to artillery and tanks. I've seen the headwaters of the Nile, and tribes of natives no white man had ever seen before. I've won and lost a dozen fortunes, killed many men and loved only one woman with a passion a flea like you could never begin to understand. That's who I am. Now, go home, boy!

"Your reputation FAR exceeds your skills, ma'mer rammer!" Treat Williams/Things to do in Denver when You're Dead

I sometimes say this when I show someone up.

" Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window." Eric Bana/Black Hawk Down

This is my reply to a situation that I did not create but yet have to react to. I usually only say this around those who know what goes after "Don't really matter what I think." and i usually stop there.

"Desperation is a stinky cologne." Daniel von Bargen/Super Troopers

When I have the upper hand, ditto for

"whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!" Val Kilmer/Tombstone

"Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Robert DeNiro/Heat


From TV

"What-room...bath-what...what-what?" Bender/Futurama

I like this when the person I am speaking to just doesn't seem to speak the same language.

"Your the same pilgram that I have been hearing the last 5 days and smelling the last 20", from Jerimiah Johnson

Not from a movie, but a buddy likes to paraphrase Jeff Foxworthy:
"I need a beer and to see something naked"

"Get ta fucken" Deadwood HBO

"Well, you have to know these things when you're a king you know."

from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


"Full time night woman?" & "Elk don't know how many feet a horse has!"

Bear Claw Chris Lapp in Jeremiah Johnson


"Well, it weren't Mormons." (sort of like "Here's your sign!")

Del Gue in Jeremiah Johnson

"Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full." - Top Gun

Get MAD at dem damn eggs boy !!!!!!!!!
Coool Hand Luke

Blazing saddles:

"We almost lost a $400 hand cart!"

"Wire the governor, tell him you said, 'ow', right."

"Fifteen's my limit on schnitzingruben!"

"Mine's warped, how come I always get a warped one?!"

"A man keeps drinking like that and he don't eat, he's gonna die."
Gene Wilder's response, "When?"

And my favorite, "What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here? You guys are dancing around like a bunch of Kansas City Faggots!"

One of my favorites is....

"Ok, who wants a mustache ride?"

Officer Ramathorn in Super Troopers.

Fordfreak

"What the hell are you wearing? You look like one of them fellers that's attracted to other men!"

Rustlers Rhapsody

Actually, there is about 50 lines from that movie, each appropriate for a different occasion

"He ain't all there, is he?....is he?"

"He's just a Billy Bastard."

"Did you see that giant chicken?"

"Hello Bob!"
Young Guns

"F*** you, a** hole."
Terminator

"Dude, where's my car?" (My favorite movie of all time)

Bret,

National Lampoons Xmas Vacation - That Chevy Chase line is one of favorites! Thank you for putting it up there!

every one from this page

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jacket2.html

Have you ever memorized any Classics heard from the movies, If so post them and the movie and or actor who made them and the purpose you use them Here are a few that I have adopted

"Houston, we've got a problem" Apollo 13, (normally used to warn my wife that I broke something)

"Badges!We don't need no stinking badges" Blazing Saddles
I am a retired law enforcement officer, when someone got smart with us
< !--color-->