An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife, 3 children and a nurse stood close by.

Then he spoke: “Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses.

Mary, you take the offices in the City Center.

Debra, the apartments over the L.A. Plaza are yours.

To my dear wife, take all the residential buildings near downtown.”

The nurse was really impressed. She said, “Your husband must have been quite a man, amassing so much property to leave to all of you.”

“What property?” the wife sneered. “The jerk had a paper route!”

Sounds a lot like what my wife and kids can expect! LOL

Exception: They're already making it known what guns of mine they want. I suppose they think I'm nearing the end.

Zeke

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Exception: They're already making it known what guns of mine they want. I suppose they think I'm nearing the end.

Reminds me of the one about the old gent that went to his Doctor for a hearing aid. He came back a month later for a check up + the doc asked him how he liked it. Oh, just fine, he said. The doc asked how his family liked it + he said, they don't know I've got one. Hell, over the last month, I've had to change my will 4 times.