Little Johnny came home from school one day and asked his father----"Dad, what nationally am I?"
His father answered----"You are Jewish and Italian!"
Johnny asks----"What do you mean!"
Father---"You are half Jewish and half Italian!----I'm Italian and your mother is Jewish.

Why is it so important?

Johnny----Georgie down the block wants to sell his bike and I Don't know if I should

JEW HIM DOWN OR JUST STEAL IT FROM HIM!


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