Never cheat on a redneck woman




A Southern wife came home just in time to find her
husband in bed with another woman. With
super-human strength, borne of fury and cutting firewood
power, she dragged him by the willy down the stairs, out
the back door, and into the tool shed out back of the barn.
She put his hoo-ha in a vice, then secured it tightly and
removed the handle.


Next she picked up an old carpenter's saw. The banged
up cheater was terrified, and hollered, 'Stop! Stop!
You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty saw, are
you?' The wife put the saw in her husband's hand
and said......


'Nope. I'm gonna set this old shed on fire. You
do whatever you want'.