A Texan, a Mexican and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. The
Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out
a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Mexico our glasses are so
cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice" The Iraqi
obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air,
pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Iraq we have
so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same
glass twice either"
The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi.
He says "In Texas we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't need
to drink with the same ones twice"