johnny was in class and the teacher, a big lib, had the class delve into the #meetoo movement. all the boys had to stand on one side a the classroom while the girls got to sit and point which boys they felt were likely to "offend" in the future and why. finally little johnny had had enough. "well" he said, "ya'll ain't all that perfect either. my daddy says ya'll are built wrong". really? said the teacher. please explain. "well, daddy said ya'll is built wrong cause god put the outhouse too close to the snackbar"!

Government planning.....a toxic waste line close to a
recreational area.

Little Johnny strikes again!In another one ,he comes home from school rather shame faced + his dad asks whats wrong? "Well I flunked on the spelling B". The dad said,well what was the word? Johnny says 'Posse',his dad says,no wonder you lost,you can't even pronounce it right.I guess the nut does'nt fall too from the tree.