Who flies your plane?
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> The airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant
> gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat
> belts, etc. Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your
> trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you
> safely to your destination."
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> Ed sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear
> her right? Is the captain a woman?" When the attendants came
> by with the drink cart, he said "Did I understand you right?
> Is the captain a woman?"
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> "Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is
> female." "My Goodness," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and
> sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up
> there in the cockpit."
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> "That's another thing sir," said the attendant, "We no
> longer call it the cock pit."
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> "It's the Box office."