There are three sure sign of old age;

1) loss of Memory

2) ?????

2) ?????

Damn I can't remember

Thanks BAW,my 76yo mother loved that. derf

Yep!

That specific disease is called CRS disorder.

C Can't
R Remember
S Sh*t

Bill

The 3 rules of getting older:

1. Never pass up a bathroom.
2. Never waste an erection.
3. Never trust a fart.