O.K. another old one but after reading the dog forum this came back to mind. You lock your wife + your dog in the trunk of your car + drive a mile.When you open the trunk.who's glad to see you?

was the mile back roads or freeway? not counting 35 of course

i just told my wife this one and she said i'd never know cause there'd be a tire iron upside my head too fast

I Know Several Gals That If You Tried Or Even Thought Of Locking Them in a Trunk,They Would Shoot You So Many Times That You Could Read a Newspaper Through You!!

THAT'S why this is on the 'humor' forum.It's funny with no sexist remarks like I could recall from that famous feminist joke."You know why a woman has no brains?" "Because she does'nt have a dick to put them in."