Union rep goes to the company manager and complains that the provided toilet paper must belong to John Wayne.
"What John Wayne?"
"Yeah, it's rough and tough and don't take no shit!"

B.A.W.

Is that where you get your "nic" from ?

Well, I do like a feed of baked beans & steamed onion with just a dash of tabasco!!!

They don't call me "Bad Ass" cos I,m mean an ornary.