18 December 2017, 22:55
MoremonteChristmas Barbie Doll
Coming towards Christmas a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that his daughter asked Santa for a Barbie for Christmas.
He pulls over to a toy shop
and asks the sales
person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,Astronaut Barbie for
$19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It 's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir...Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's car,
Ken's house, Ken's boat,
Ken's furniture, Ken's computer,
one of Ken's friends, and a key chain
made with Ken's balls.

24 December 2017, 10:02
NormanConquestToo G.D. true! Kept my balls + land but I lost an entire gun collection.No worries;the guns have been replaced + she is out of money+ supporting the shack job.What a Merry Christmas we have here.
26 December 2017, 22:20
impala#03No matter what they get away with, they are exes for a reason. Why is a divorce so expensive? BECAUSE ITS WORTH IT!!!!!
01 January 2018, 00:44
Allan DeGrootMeanwhile I sit here on new years eve realizing I dodged a bullet, I nearly married a friend's Ex, but it seems I did something to annoy her and she moved out BEFORE I married her, In short she is gone and I have all my stuff I'm not even on the hook for the new car she just leased.
I expected to feel bad when she left, but oddly I don't, I was feeling rather ambivalent, now it is changing to almost a feeling of Realief.
11 January 2018, 08:38
NormanConquestRemember that Allen in the future when the little head tries to take control.At the least a pre-nup is something. That feeling of relief is called clear thinking.