What does Michael Jackson have in common with caviar?


They both come on little crackers.

Why is Halloween Michael Jackson's favorite holiday?


.......Free delivery

When is it bedtime at Michael Jackson's home?


When the big hand touches the little hand.

what do MJ and McDonalds have in common.

they both involve a 30 year old piece of meat between a pair of 12 year old buns.

why does MJ wear that white glove?

so he won't accidently bite one of his fingers off when he's trying to eat a tootsie roll.

knock knock

who's there?

little boy blue

little boy blue who?

MJ

Jacko wants to know if you know the best thing about a 10 year old boy?

Answer: When you get their hair wet in the shower , they look like they are 7.

What do K-Mart and mj have in common?

They both have little boys pants half off.

Gene

Well, since you asked, here they are (and all in the very best of taste of course!)


Q. What do Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?
A. They both ride three year olds.


Q. What's the worst stain to try and remove from a little boy's underpants?
A. Michael Jackson's makeup.


Q. Why does Michael Jackson disappear for a couple hours after one of his little friends leaves?
A. It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.


Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is plastic and harmful to children, the other is used to carry groceries.


Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.


Q: What's icky and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!


Q: What's black on the inside, white on the outside, and comes in little cans?
A: Michael Jackson!


Michael Jackson asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could he have sex.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least 12 or 13 years old... <rimshot>

jpb

From another post here at AR, sorta like it anyway.

Why does MJ travel the world wearing a single white glove, singing "Beat It"?

I really don't want to know, it's a rhetorical question.

MJ teaches us alot about America...

Only in America could a poor black boy end up as a rich white Woman!

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MJ teaches us alot about America

Then you are dumber than dirt.

Hey Poltax, Appart from our president I cannot think of anyone from this country who is a good candidate for the Gerry Springer show

Saeed would have had MJ's head off and we would have him in jail with all the other faggots (being queer is a 2 year jail sentance), playing prison bitch...

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Hey Poltax, Appart from our president I cannot think of anyone from this country who is a good candidate for the Gerry Springer show

LOL,I'm here in West Virginia and I see Jerry Springer people everywhere.
I see your point about MJ and I couldn't agree more.
I don't think you can base your view of America by Jacko any more than I base my view of Africa what with all the shit going on over there.
We all got our problems.
You are welcome at my dinner table anytime.

Isn't West Virginia where the invented the tooth brush?



Anywhere else it would be called the teeth brush



Sorry......couldn't pass that up

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MJ teaches us alot about America

Then you are dumber than dirt.

most of us here in AMERICA would like to see that freak put to sleep!! i even like the beheading idea for some of these bastards........

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Isn't West Virginia where the invented the tooth brush?

I believe Kentucky takes this honor.
Here in the Mountain State ya just take yer teeth out and swirl em around inna little creek water and sand.
We finally got our Quarter from West Virginia.
It has a W.Va. fortune cookie on it.Thats a sausage bisquit with a food stamp inside.

hi Poltax

America's current problem is lawyers... Ours is the next meal.

You have time to worry about other peoples rights...We worry about our responsibilities

And as one of your lawyers pointed out to me, America is the greatest country in the world to be poor - even your poor have a TV and a car (even a 10 year old car).

Weather MJ is guilty or not (maybe somebody's momy smelt money and the lawyers on both sides certainly did) he is certainly a unique freak that here would proably be chained to a tree outside the village and fed periodically - it is our interesting and humane way of dealing with all psychiatric cases. (30 years ago the colonial government would have put them in an institution and 75 years ago they would have tied him up and thrown him to the hyaenas in the bone yard!)

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Here's a little MJ game.

Escaping Neverland

Getting back on subject:

What do you say to Michael jackson on the beach?


You're in my son

(better when read out loud.)