> I'm tempted to say something about this but have elected to let these fine
> citizens speak for themselves. Just remember that we all pay taxes so
that > they can live their lives as they choose.
>
>
> The following are all replies that Detroit women have
> written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing
> "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's your Daddy?
> These are genuine excerpts from the e forms. Be sure to check out #11,
> And #3....
>
>
> 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins,
> Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the
> Identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was
> conceived on the same night.
>
>
> 2. I am unsure, as to o the identity of the father of my
> child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from
> behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think
> were at the party if this helps.
>
>
> 3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl.
> She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I
> had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was
> so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father,
> can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.
>
>
> 4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter.
> He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the
> door panels Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this
> area and see if he's had it replaced.
>
>
> 5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian.
> I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's
> conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
>
>
> 6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs
> me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have
> cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right
> by you and right by the country. Please advise.
>
>
> 7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all
> look the same to me.
>
> 8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch
> up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC
> CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time... Well, I
> don't have clue.
>
>
> 9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
> Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
>
> 10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that
> I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs
> earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather
> than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have
> remained unfertilized.
>
>
> 11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby,
> after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure
> which one made you fart.
>
>
> Yep, you guessed it right - you are all paying taxes to
> support this.
>
>

This just further proves that some people should not be allowed to breed.

My God Rochester,can't you ever come in here without that constant shuffling?

To: Norman Conquest

You're sure dating yourself! You and I may be the only posters here who know who Rochester was.

I don't think so.

I seem to remember the name also.

Your money or your life. I'm thinking -

O.K. seriously guys.The other day on the radio station they asked their question for tickets to who knows where or cares.But the question was "How old was Jack Benny?" I tried + tried to get through but always a busy signal.Finally the D.J. came back on + said that since nobody knew the answer he gave it to the one who was closest.Now WHY does that piss me off?Oh yeah,now I remember-ineptitude should not be rewarded. BTW,for those of you who don't remember,Jack Benny was ALWAYS 39.