A Hotel guest calls
the Front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help
you?"
The man says, "Yes,
I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room
immediately.
I'm having an
argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the
window."
The desk clerk
says, "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal
matter."
The man replies,
"Listen you idiot. The window won't open... and that's a
maintenance
matter."