Husband and wife are shopping in Pick n Pay when the man picks up a pack of
Amstels and sticks them into the trolley.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife

"They're on offer, only R110 for 24 cans", he says.

"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a R220 jar of face cream and sticks it
into the trolley.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man,

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.

The man replies...

"SO DOES 24 CANS OF AMSTELS AND IT'S HALF THE F***ING PRICE"